surprisebitch:

me:

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you:

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perspectave:

im only motivated to sort out my life when i have good music playing

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silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

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susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

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zustin:

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

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d0nn0:

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my big question is why are we wasting all this money on “health care” and “education” when we could be using it to paint the moon to look like a giant floating boob

reblogging because a crow on a pole outside my window just cawed while bobbing its head a few times

what does that have to do with anything??

it was cool

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