crrocs:

my mood depends on how fast my internet speed is

(via contential)

spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

(via theshippingturtle)

fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

(Source: fvming, via ruinedchildhood)

mrs-jack-turner:

maskednocturnalvigilantism:

paramaline:

shout out to thorin oakenshield for getting lost in the shire not once, but twice

#not all those who wander are lost #(but some are)

too majestic to ask for directions

Even the ring wraiths asked for directions.

(Source: boromirs, via slytherins-tardis)

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze, via lilypatootie)

haemus:

U kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

(via howellr)

punishedsnakes:

when ur friend makes great art

image

(Source: kojuros, via howellr)