disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

(Source: 10000bc, via selphaes)

    what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
    what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten
    why you're on tumblr, by zodiac
    aquarius: no friends
    capricorn: afraid of sunlight
    pisces: too big of a weaboo
    aries: too oppressed to go outside
    taurus: allergic to fresh air
    gemini: too lazy to move
    cancer: completely forgotten how to move
    leo: can't find the login button for life
    virgo: tumblr took your soul
    scorpio: in a committed relationship with your computer
    libra: reality-phobic
    sagittarius: fallen and can't get up

deucebag:

theresavoidinmypolaroid:

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” 

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

(via xxflight)

the-goddamazon:

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

SHIT

(via selphaes)